THE DAILY DISTORTION

The Daily Distortion

Seven correspondents. Seven perspectives. One approved conclusion.

TODAY'S EDITION

WLSD seven-panel daily satirical cartoon

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THE PERMANENT RECORD

Previous Distortions

History, as approved by the editorial board.

MEET THE AUTHORITIES

The WLSD Newsroom

Independently minded. Uniformly informed.

Seven voices. One narrative.

Madam Anoria Pompatus presides over Ted Talkinghead, Phil A. Buster, Paige Turner, Gaye Pridemore, Gail Force, and Ty Scoreman.

Each brings a unique specialty to the noble work of ensuring that viewers reach the proper conclusion.

OFFICIALLY APPROVED

A WORD FROM MANAGEMENT

Welcome to WLSD.

World Liberal Social Distortion is a fictional satirical news network. Its presenters, reports, quotes and headlines are comedy, not factual news coverage. Any resemblance to a reasonable editorial process is purely coincidental.

“Our viewers are entitled to their own opinions. Provided, of course, they are ours.”— Madam Anoria Pompatus, Editor-in-Chief